Prepare for the #LodanRespawn2024 Existing characters may choose to be displace from/have memories of different timelines, thereby allowing returning members the option to retcon their whole character. These changes are the result of the "Unnatural Fog" plot device that is running between now and the Respawn. The plot is simple: no matter where your character is, that place is shrouded in a thick fog that suspends time, but not thoughts or memories, so even if they're repeating the same day over and over again, they continue to remember, so each time feels like a new day. For those retconning OCs; this is where new versions of themselves have the opportunity to replace the old versions. Official lore and tree updates will be announced asap
Post by Zona K. Noakes on Aug 12, 2014 4:09:08 GMT
Surprise hit Zona left and right, she couldn't believe those footsteps came from such a small man, that he said what he said, how he didn't even give her a chance to speak! Before the door could close all the way Zona shoved her foot in the doors path of closing, "Now wait a frakin minute will ya, and let me speak!" Zona said in a stern voice, "I'm not here for that, and frankly am insulted that you would even say that! If you weren't a costumer of Clancy I would bash your head in for sayin' that!" Zona said as she pushed to door open wider with her free hand, "If you would let me speak, I was going to say I have a deliver for you from Clancy." She said as she stepped forward slightly, and showed off the box in her hand, "Your Finnegan Bartroy, right?"
Badger: The cuss you are. Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me? Badger: No, you cussing with me? Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me! Badger: If you're gonna cuss with somebody, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss! Mr. Fox: You're not gonna cuss with me! -Fantastic Mr.Fox (2009)
Finny blinked in surprise when his door wouldn't shut. Turning back he narrowed his eyes, looking at the box then Zona. "Ya work for Clanc? Prove it..."
"Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye" -K. Jackson Brown Jr.
Post by Zona K. Noakes on Aug 12, 2014 17:06:40 GMT
"Really?! REALLY?!" Zona said as she looked at the small man, "How in the hell I'm I supposed to do that?! Tell you he's a man with pink hair who makes guns for a living!? He gave me this box and said 'bring it to Finnegan Bartroy, and have him sign this paper'!" Zona said as she shoved the paper in the mans face, "Technically the only proof I have is this paper with his stamp on it." She looked at the man with a straight face, ready to bash his head into the wall.
Badger: The cuss you are. Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me? Badger: No, you cussing with me? Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me! Badger: If you're gonna cuss with somebody, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss! Mr. Fox: You're not gonna cuss with me! -Fantastic Mr.Fox (2009)
Post by Iacomus Lerwick on Aug 12, 2014 17:59:54 GMT
With two knocks to his door, Iaco stood on Clancy's doorstep, holding a plate covered by a cloth and looking behind him with a grin as he waited for the pink-haired by to answer. The hustle and bustle was still present, of course, but the district seemed to be somewhat less-busy at the moment.
Clancy was a little surprised as he went to open the door with a grin, expecting Zona. "Wow, yer fast. Ya were only gone fer a few minutes..." he faded off when he realized that it was Iaco, not Zona at his door. The smile ran from his face as he stared at him with conflicting emotions. A fuzzy flashback of them kissing popped immediately into his head, causing him to blush. He had not seen Iaco since that night. Did he remember? Had it been a dream? Fear and excitement coursed through him all at once. Clancy shook his head then smile again, but it was a hesitant smile. "Oh, Hiya Iaco! Wasn't expectin' ya. Come in! Whatcha got there?" he asked, stepping aside to let his friend in.
The man jerked back when the paper was shoved into his face. Glaring, he snatched the article out of her hand and examined it. After inspecting it for a second a smirk lit his features. "No doubt this was written by Clanc. He's got the handwritin' of a drunken chicken" Finny laughed. "Sorry, I'm not use ta visitors. Come in while I sign this thingy" he opened his door with a crooked smile, all signs of malic gone. Turning he walked into his house, searching. "Now where did I put that blasted pen..." The interior of the mans house was decorated with all kinds of animal skins and hunting trophies. No doubt, the midget was a hunter.
"Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye" -K. Jackson Brown Jr.
Post by Zona K. Noakes on Aug 13, 2014 3:19:04 GMT
As Zona walked in behind the man she shut the door, when she turned around she saw all the skins and stuffed animals decorating his house, "You must be a hunter then..." Zona said as she looked at the various 'trophies' the man had around his house. Upon hearing the man say something about a pen Zona walked over to him as she pulled on out of her side bag, "I have a pen." Zona said as she stretched her arm out with the pen in hand, looking around she notice a rather odd stuffed animal on the wall, one she had never seen before, "What is that?" Zona asked as she looked at the creature closer, wondering what it was.
Badger: The cuss you are. Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me? Badger: No, you cussing with me? Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me! Badger: If you're gonna cuss with somebody, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss! Mr. Fox: You're not gonna cuss with me! -Fantastic Mr.Fox (2009)
Post by Iacomus Lerwick on Aug 13, 2014 3:51:45 GMT
Iacomus held out the plate with a huge grin on his smug face. "You always cook for me, so I thought I'd try and make something for you!" He laughed wearily "Although, I will admit that I don't know how it tastes. I only cook for myself, you see, so I don't know how anybody else has reacted to my culinary inventions." He lifted up the cloth to present a blueberry pie and bowed slightly, flipping the tails of his coat as he did. "I do hope it's alright." He looked up at Clancy with a smirk.
Finny stopped his search and took the pen from her with a thankful nod. After signing the paper he glanced up at the creature she was pointing to. "Ah, most people wouldn't recognize that one. It's from the otherworld" he said with a mysterious grin. "Not too sure what they call 'em over there but I call it an Inhonestus. It's tha only one I've seen and thank God fer that. It may look pretty up there right now but ya ain't seen nutin'." He pointed at the red band of fur around it's white neck "Ya see that? I thought that was quite tha target so I shot that things head clean off. Tha problem was that thing was like a snail; it was wearin' somethin' like ah shell. Ya would not believe tha disgustin' thing that splatted outtah that creature. Some big red, disgusting slime ball. And it wasn't even phased when I shot it with 4 rounds! 'perently tha cold's it's only weakness. I had a huntin' buddie who knew Frost magic so he froze tha drat thing and it blasted ta smithereens!"
His face was animated and excited as he retold the story. "If by chance ya ever see one of those suckers in tha woods, I'd turn tail and run or at least get someone who knows frost magic ta help ya. An' don't let tha red stuff touch ya. I almost died fightin' that creature. I may have gotten it's head but it sure left it's mark on me." He reached down and lifted up his pants leg up just below his knee. Hideous black marks wrapped it's way up his leg. He dropped his pants again "Hurts like hell when it rains. I've tried everythin' ta get rid of it but ain't nutin' worked."
~~~
Clancy brightened instantly when he saw the pie. "Ya made this fer me? Really? Yer too kind Iaco! I'ma have a slice right now!" he took the pie, looking around for somewhere to put it. His desk would be the best place for it. He bounced over, shoving all the bits and pieces strewn across it to the corner, making space for the pie. "I'ma get us some plates! Be right back. 'scuse tha mess, I wasn't expectin' ya" he grabbed a few empty beer bottle off the ground from behind his desk on his way up to his room. Since he did not have a kitchen he kept most of his dished in the cabinet in his room. Dropping the bottles on the already messy floor, he maneuvered his way over to the cabinet. Throwing it open he spotted two plats shoved near the back. He found a spoon and a fork mixed in with a clean shirt that he tossed in. Grabbing the items he bounce back downstairs. "I ain't had blueberry pie in years I tell ya! This gonna be great, I just know it! Here's ah plate fer ya and here's one fer me. Sorry, I couldn't find tha same utensils. Which one ya want?" he asked, holding up the two items for Iaco to see.
Clancy is a slob. He needs to clean up his stuff
will post a picture of the monster in the monster meme thing in a bit
Last Edit: Aug 13, 2014 19:29:05 GMT by Clancy Fuchs
"Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye" -K. Jackson Brown Jr.
Post by Zona K. Noakes on Aug 13, 2014 23:56:06 GMT
"Wow..." Zona said as the man showed her his leg, as she looked from the mans leg back up to the head she stood there for a moment in shock, "I cant believe something so colorful and beautiful could be so deadly and dangerous..." She looked back down at the mans lag before he dropped his pant leg back down and covered it up. "Though I've never seen that I've run into my far share of creators in the wood out there." She said as she remembered a few encounters in there, "Anyway I should be returning soon, so I can take that paper, receive the money, hand you your item, and head out." Zona said as she looked back towards the man.
Badger: The cuss you are. Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me? Badger: No, you cussing with me? Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me! Badger: If you're gonna cuss with somebody, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss! Mr. Fox: You're not gonna cuss with me! -Fantastic Mr.Fox (2009)
Post by Iacomus Lerwick on Aug 14, 2014 0:06:41 GMT
"That's quite kind of you, Clancy!" Iacomus said, choosing the spoon and twirling it between his fingers. This was the first time he had actually been in Clancy's shop, he had realized. He looked around at the clutter on the table and the floor. This was probably typical for people of Clancy's profession. What really caught his eye, however, was the number of empty bottles of beer, and it worried him.
Finny nodded, handing her the paper. "Alright, I can see you're in a hurry" He reached into his pocket and counted out the amount due then handed it to her. "Here ya go, tell Clanc i'll be stopping by to make another order soon!" He took the box from her and set it on a side table then led her towards the door. Once he escorted her out he reached into his pocket again and pulled out a few coins, tossing them up in the air to her "That's fer tha troubles. Thanks fer listening! I hope ta see ya again some time" he finished with a polite smile, closing the door.
Clancy smiled "Would ya like some ice tea ta go with it? Or somethin' else maybe?" He still had some ice tea left over from when Zona was here. The thought about that kiss was still jabbing the back of his mind, making his reactions towards Iaco more formal then he originally would be. The temptation to just leap across the table and give him another kiss was eating away at him as well. It was not fair; like dangling a treat in front of a puppy. This is probably what one would call torture. To get rid of all this sudden excess energy, he bounced up and down on his tiptoes.
"Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye" -K. Jackson Brown Jr.
Post by Zona K. Noakes on Aug 14, 2014 2:10:59 GMT
"I'll be sure to tell him." Zona said as she took the money and handed the box to the man, and followed him to the door. As she turned around to say good bye the man threw some coins at her, she caught them all and replied, "Thanks, it was nice to meet you. I hope to be delivering that next order to you then." She smiled and turned way as he shut the door, taking the few coins and putting them in her side bag, and the money and paper in the other bag in front of it. She then walked back to Clancys with a sort of accomplishment hanging around her, as she got to Clancys she didn't know whether to just come in or knock, so she stood outside the door and knocked.
Badger: The cuss you are. Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me? Badger: No, you cussing with me? Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me! Badger: If you're gonna cuss with somebody, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss! Mr. Fox: You're not gonna cuss with me! -Fantastic Mr.Fox (2009)
Clancy blinked, drawn out of his thoughts when he heard the knock. That must be Zona. "Lemme get that. I'll ne right back!" Clancy walked over to the door an opened it with a grin "Zona! Welcome back! How'd it go? Didja like him? Finny may seem mean but he's really quite the sweetie" he gushed about his customer.
Last Edit: Aug 14, 2014 2:32:35 GMT by Clancy Fuchs
"Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye" -K. Jackson Brown Jr.
Post by Iacomus Lerwick on Aug 14, 2014 2:42:39 GMT
Iacomus sneered as he saw who was at the door. "I'll go make that tea, if that is alright, Clancy..." He said with a false smile as he walked back to where the sink was. He started rummaging through the cabinets and drawers to find the tea and the things needed to make it.
Post by Zona K. Noakes on Aug 14, 2014 2:46:11 GMT
"Ya he wasn't that bad, after I told him I was workin' for you he got nicer." Zona said as she reached into her front bag and pulled out the paper and the money, and held it out for Clancy, "He also wanted me to tell ya that he'll be ordering something else again soon." Zona said as she stood out side.
Badger: The cuss you are. Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me? Badger: No, you cussing with me? Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me! Badger: If you're gonna cuss with somebody, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss! Mr. Fox: You're not gonna cuss with me! -Fantastic Mr.Fox (2009)
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