Prepare for the #LodanRespawn2024 Existing characters may choose to be displace from/have memories of different timelines, thereby allowing returning members the option to retcon their whole character. These changes are the result of the "Unnatural Fog" plot device that is running between now and the Respawn. The plot is simple: no matter where your character is, that place is shrouded in a thick fog that suspends time, but not thoughts or memories, so even if they're repeating the same day over and over again, they continue to remember, so each time feels like a new day. For those retconning OCs; this is where new versions of themselves have the opportunity to replace the old versions. Official lore and tree updates will be announced asap
Post by Zona K. Noakes on Nov 19, 2014 3:12:44 GMT
Open to All (Andronikos invited)
This week had been slow. Clancy didn't have any work for Zona, and all the good guild jobs had been taken, leaving Zona with very little money in her pocket. Zona was just starting to kick the habit of 'relieving' others of 'unneeded' objects they may have, but alas, she need the money... so back to her old job.
As Zona went from pocket to pocket, the more she got, and the more she had to spend. In the end she had a pretty good haul; 4 watches, 3 small handbags, 9 coin purses, and a handful of rings. As Zona walked to the pawn shop she noticed... or well smelled something, something sweet. Zona turned to see a small bunch of golden brown, cinnamon buns with white, sugary frosting on top, sitting in bakery cart on the outside street corner. As Zona began to walk away her hunger brought her back "Just... Just one..." Zona thought to herself as she quickly snatched to baked good before the owner even noticed she was there, and was back on her way, with a warm, sticky, and sweet cinnamon bun in her hand.
Badger: The cuss you are. Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me? Badger: No, you cussing with me? Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me! Badger: If you're gonna cuss with somebody, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss! Mr. Fox: You're not gonna cuss with me! -Fantastic Mr.Fox (2009)
"Hey." Andronikos stood behind Zona and grabbed her collar. He had made no sound as he had approached and his voice was probably the first thing that would make her aware of his presence. "You need to pay for that. And return the ring to the lady." He had only seen her snatch that, but who knows what else she had taken? Through his armor, he glared at the girl who's collar he now held tightly in his meaty fist.
Post by Zona K. Noakes on Nov 20, 2014 3:52:04 GMT
"dung!" Zona thought to herself as soon as she heard a voice, "Just wait... Play it cool... They may not even be callin' m-" Zona thought was cut short as her jacket pulled tightly against her shoulders. "dung! He did notice me!" Zona turned slightly to see a... very large man standing behind her holding the color of her jacket. He was wearing a full suit of armor, god knows why, and looked to be an EIRAL officer. "Well ya see sir I don't think I can do that..." Zona said innocently as she began to slowly slip out of the rather large and oversized jacket unnoticing.
Badger: The cuss you are. Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me? Badger: No, you cussing with me? Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me! Badger: If you're gonna cuss with somebody, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss! Mr. Fox: You're not gonna cuss with me! -Fantastic Mr.Fox (2009)
Post by Zona K. Noakes on Nov 23, 2014 12:10:04 GMT
"No option?!" Zona said as she crossed her arms over her chest, "Everyone has an option, and your telling me I don't!?! That ain' far! Why don't I get an option, I just HAVE to do whatever you say here." Zona said as she began to slightly raise her voice, "Why are you doing this to me?! Why not him, or him? No you go after me... Why is it because I'm a woman, cuz I have tattoos!" Zona turned her head away from the large man, and gave him the cold shoulder.
Badger: The cuss you are. Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me? Badger: No, you cussing with me? Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me! Badger: If you're gonna cuss with somebody, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss! Mr. Fox: You're not gonna cuss with me! -Fantastic Mr.Fox (2009)
"Wh-no!" Andronikos sputtered at her reaction, and his cheeks flushed a little. "You're a thief! That's why. Give the people their stuff back. Now!" Andronikos crossed his arms as well, and gritted his teeth. Why was she being difficult?
Post by Zona K. Noakes on Nov 26, 2014 20:52:14 GMT
"Ugh.... There ya go again!!" Zona said as she completely slipped out of her jacket, and the mans grip before she turned around to look at him. Even though he towered over her by, what seemed to be feet, she stood as tall as she could, on he tip toes even, to try and meet him eye to eye. "You just go and assume that! Ya just go around, see someone like me and think 'Oh man, there goes a thief!!' You don't even know me! How could you go around and assume something like that?!?" Zona said as she turned around and crossed her arms over her chest, obviously mad. "Ya know... I really hate that, everyone assumes the worst about me before they even get to know me." Zona's arms hung at her side now, and her voice a bit sad now. Though she had been playing, and messing with this guy, she truly did feel that way on this subject.
Badger: The cuss you are. Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me? Badger: No, you cussing with me? Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me! Badger: If you're gonna cuss with somebody, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss! Mr. Fox: You're not gonna cuss with me! -Fantastic Mr.Fox (2009)
"I-I'm not assuming anything, I /saw/ you!" Andronikos replied as he moved his head backwards to avoid Zona's face. His jaw tensed as he was noticeably irritated, grabbing her by the shoulder roughly. "Alright, that's it. Enough whining already, brat!"
Post by Zona K. Noakes on Nov 30, 2014 2:31:50 GMT
"But you still are assuming I stole somethin'! And I'm not whinin' I'm just tellin' what I know." Zona said as she shifted uncomfortably under the mans grip, "Don't touch. I don't like when people touch me." She then pushed the mans hand off her shoulder and walked back over to the bakery cart, "What, you think I stole that cinnamon bun from her?" Zona said as she pointed her thumb at the woman running the cart. "Well hello Zona! Who's your friend?" The woman said as she waved at the man.
Badger: The cuss you are. Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me? Badger: No, you cussing with me? Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me! Badger: If you're gonna cuss with somebody, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss! Mr. Fox: You're not gonna cuss with me! -Fantastic Mr.Fox (2009)
The armored man growled in frustration as he gritted his teeth. Why was he even arguing with her? He could just arrest her on the spot, and he had the means of doing so, as he had seen her do it. But now this bakery woman... That sneaky little tattooed freak! So she had been playing the bakery lady and was now using her in order to avoid confrontation? ...At least he knew her name now. Zona. What kind of name is that? So what if someone was looking? It never stopped him before. He grabbed Zona's wrist, and quickly clasped a handcuff over her skin.
Post by Zona K. Noakes on Dec 1, 2014 23:24:42 GMT
"Hey! What in the Hell do you think your doin'?!?" Zona said as she tried to pull away from the man, his grip on her was too tight for her to get away from though. "You can't arrest me, I've done nothin' wrong!!" Zona shouted as she twisted her wrist to try and escape the cuff. The woman baker looked on with concern on her face, unsure what she could do to help.
Badger: The cuss you are. Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me? Badger: No, you cussing with me? Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me! Badger: If you're gonna cuss with somebody, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss! Mr. Fox: You're not gonna cuss with me! -Fantastic Mr.Fox (2009)
"I'm arresting you on account of thievery, and you will be brought back and questioned." Anronikos said in a deep tone that lacked fluctuation, as he cuffed her other wrist, even though he was rather irritated at this woman's antics.
Zona stopped fidgeting and squirming immediately and look the man straight in the eyes, he may be bigger and stronger than her, but she knew how to weasel her way out of this and if it came down to it she knew she could easily outrun him. "You cant do that because I didn't steal anything. If so what is it I steal then? Huh? What did you see me steal?
Badger: The cuss you are. Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me? Badger: No, you cussing with me? Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me! Badger: If you're gonna cuss with somebody, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss! Mr. Fox: You're not gonna cuss with me! -Fantastic Mr.Fox (2009)
"A ring" Andronikos said as he started to drag Zona off. He didn't have time for such antics. Her stare was somewhat unnerving, he had to admit, but he was just going to ignore any more of her quips from that time onward, he decided.
Post by Zona K. Noakes on Dec 13, 2014 17:38:48 GMT
Zona, with all her might, tried to stop the man, but he was much stronger than her, "I didn't steal that! That was my grandmother's!" She shouted, a bit louder than she had expected. Zona was able to reach into her pocket and pull the ring out, normally she wouldn't do that but luckily for her the owner of the ring was long gone. "My grandmother just died and she gave this ring to me." Zona said as tears began to fill her eyes, time to play the part, "I loved her and her death has really messed me up. Every time I bring this ring out I.." Zona tried to say before the ring slipped out of her hand and bounced around on the ground. "I always drop it... My fingers have a hard time holding it..." She said with embarrassment in her voice, "I dropped it before and it landed on some lady's bag, I tried to get her attention so she could hand it back to me but she couldn't hear me... So instead of trying to disturb her any more I was able to grab it without bothering her... I got my grandmothers ring back and she was able to continue on her way..." Zona stopped as she tried to pick the ring back up, but the man was to big and holding her to tight, so she wasn't able to reach it.
Badger: The cuss you are. Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me? Badger: No, you cussing with me? Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me! Badger: If you're gonna cuss with somebody, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss! Mr. Fox: You're not gonna cuss with me! -Fantastic Mr.Fox (2009)
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